I guarantee you the closest shave you will ever have. November 14, 2007
Once again the time has come for my annual “OMG squeal it’s a Johnny Depp movie!!!!” month of joy. This time around: Sweeney Todd, demon barber of Fleet Street. How could anything so awesome combined with Johnny Depp be bad? It can’t!
And as the extra English, super swoony icing on the cake o’ Depp, it costars Alan Rickman, the bestest Sheriff of Nottingham/Die Hard baddie/hairdressing ex-champion ever depicted ever.